Archive for February, 2007
Jerrin is Crazy
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007ian blows at life
Thursday, February 15th, 2007BetterOffAloneSB (01:35 pm): wjat
BetterOffAloneSB (01:35 pm): wtf
BetterOffAloneSB (01:35 pm): she turned out to be crazy?
ORBITAL 264 (01:35 pm): ya man
BetterOffAloneSB (01:36 pm): damn dude
ORBITAL 264 (01:36 pm): i dont even know what her deal is
ORBITAL 264 (01:36 pm): shes saying she had all these expectations of “us”
ORBITAL 264 (01:36 pm): and wants tot alk about it
ORBITAL 264 (01:36 pm): im like fuck
ORBITAL 264 (01:36 pm): leave me alone
BetterOffAloneSB (01:36 pm): wiat so she thought you guys were together?
ORBITAL 264 (01:36 pm): umm
ORBITAL 264 (01:36 pm): ya i guess
ORBITAL 264 (01:36 pm): which doesnt make sense at all
ORBITAL 264 (01:37 pm): im guessing what happened
ORBITAL 264 (01:37 pm): is one of the guys
ORBITAL 264 (01:37 pm): mentioned about that hot chick i spent a couple days with
ORBITAL 264 (01:37 pm): and she found out
ORBITAL 264 (01:37 pm): and thats what went down
BetterOffAloneSB (01:37 pm): ahh
BetterOffAloneSB (01:38 pm): kerr?
ORBITAL 264 (01:40 pm): my middle name
ORBITAL 264 (01:40 pm): i dont use my real name
BetterOffAloneSB (01:40 pm): hah
BetterOffAloneSB (01:40 pm): your middle name is kerr
ORBITAL 264 (01:40 pm): ya
ORBITAL 264 (01:40 pm): its scottish
BetterOffAloneSB (01:40 pm): come meet for happy hour dude
BetterOffAloneSB (01:41 pm): fuck the bitches
ORBITAL 264 (01:41 pm): i want too, but i promised this crazy chica id meet her
ORBITAL 264 (01:41 pm): that will really set her off
ORBITAL 264 (01:41 pm): i just want this to cool down
BetterOffAloneSB (01:41 pm): who cares
BetterOffAloneSB (01:41 pm): what about me, you ditch out on me all the time
BetterOffAloneSB (01:41 pm): ditched my bday
ORBITAL 264 (01:41 pm): id rather not have rumours amongst my friends
BetterOffAloneSB (01:41 pm): and now your bailing for some ho
ORBITAL 264 (01:41 pm): shut up i didnt know till like a couple hours before
BetterOffAloneSB (01:41 pm): im your friend and im not spreading any rumors
ORBITAL 264 (01:41 pm): and thats just cause im an idiot
BetterOffAloneSB (01:41 pm): dick
ORBITAL 264 (01:41 pm): i was bored
ORBITAL 264 (01:41 pm): i would have come
ORBITAL 264 (01:41 pm): i dont ditch all the time fag
ORBITAL 264 (01:42 pm): i have to accept an invitation to ditch
ORBITAL 264 (01:42 pm): you’ll be like
ORBITAL 264 (01:42 pm): “huge party, my house, 10 minutes, if your not here in an hour, you cant come”
ORBITAL 264 (01:42 pm): and then i dont make it
ORBITAL 264 (01:42 pm): and your like “you always flake on me j”
ORBITAL 264 (01:42 pm): hahah
BetterOffAloneSB (01:42 pm): hahahahah
BetterOffAloneSB (01:42 pm): true
BetterOffAloneSB (01:42 pm): very true
BetterOffAloneSB (01:43 pm): well fuck we used to be last minute like that
ORBITAL 264 (01:43 pm): ya
ORBITAL 264 (01:43 pm): sucks
ORBITAL 264 (01:43 pm): life changes
BetterOffAloneSB (01:43 pm): guess you just cant hang anymore
ORBITAL 264 (01:43 pm): you get a faggy career job
ORBITAL 264 (01:43 pm): turn into a old man
BetterOffAloneSB (01:43 pm): life chagnes for good…im having fun man
BetterOffAloneSB (01:43 pm): i love working
BetterOffAloneSB (01:43 pm): come home and im ready to party
BetterOffAloneSB (01:43 pm): it makes me appreciate weekend
BetterOffAloneSB (01:46 pm): seriously come to happy hour, fuck that ho
ORBITAL 264 (01:46 pm): i never try to bail on commitments
ORBITAL 264 (01:46 pm): ugh
BetterOffAloneSB (01:46 pm): call her and say i got hurt
BetterOffAloneSB (01:47 pm): and you have to go to the hospital
ORBITAL 264 (01:47 pm): hell no
BetterOffAloneSB (01:47 pm): cuz happy hour is kind of like therapy
ORBITAL 264 (01:47 pm): shes psycho
ORBITAL 264 (01:47 pm): shed find out i hung out with you somehow
BetterOffAloneSB (01:47 pm): so its like im being healed by strong drink in old town
ORBITAL 264 (01:47 pm): hahah
ORBITAL 264 (02:05 pm): hmm
ORBITAL 264 (02:05 pm): maybe i could bring xxxxxxx to the happy hour
ORBITAL 264 (02:06 pm): and that way she cant freak on me in public
ORBITAL 264 (02:06 pm): and i can ignore her easily by hanging with you
BetterOffAloneSB (02:06 pm): uhoh
BetterOffAloneSB (02:06 pm): bring her
BetterOffAloneSB (02:06 pm): ill tell her to shut the fuck up
ORBITAL 264 (02:06 pm): what sucks is i have this painting of her, that this guy i met in bali did… i only did it because i wanted to give him money… but now i dont want to give it to her because thats weird
ORBITAL 264 (02:07 pm): but its not like i want to keep a painting of her, guess its trash time
BetterOffAloneSB (02:07 pm): painting OF her
ORBITAL 264 (02:07 pm): haha ya
BetterOffAloneSB (02:07 pm): how did he know what she looked like
BetterOffAloneSB (02:07 pm): wtf
ORBITAL 264 (02:07 pm): myspace biotch
BetterOffAloneSB (02:07 pm): you are crazy
ORBITAL 264 (02:07 pm): you are retarded
BetterOffAloneSB (02:07 pm): that was a bad move
ORBITAL 264 (02:07 pm): ya, shit i just wanted to give the poor painter dough, i didnt know what to have painted
BetterOffAloneSB (02:07 pm): NEVER get girls 3 things:
BetterOffAloneSB (02:07 pm): 1. Rings/Jewelry
BetterOffAloneSB (02:07 pm): 2.Animals
BetterOffAloneSB (02:07 pm): 3.PAINTINGS OF THEM
BetterOffAloneSB (02:08 pm): YOU FUCKING IDIOT
ORBITAL 264 (02:08 pm): HAHAHA
BetterOffAloneSB (02:08 pm): no wonder she is crazy
ORBITAL 264 (02:08 pm): Good thing I didnt give to her then, captain chode
BetterOffAloneSB (02:08 pm): your the god damn conducter on the relationship train
ORBITAL 264 (02:08 pm): well dude i didnt care i was thinking about making her my gf
ORBITAL 264 (02:08 pm): at the moment
ORBITAL 264 (02:08 pm): then after travelling im like fuck that
BetterOffAloneSB (02:08 pm): your the fucking copilot on Flight 69 out of Relationship Field
BetterOffAloneSB (02:08 pm): your the god damn Captian of Team Pussy
ORBITAL 264 (02:09 pm): your one to talk ‘captain cut my wrists’
BetterOffAloneSB (02:09 pm): your the motherfucking Seargant of the Bitch Squad
ORBITAL 264 (02:09 pm): I looooove merima
BetterOffAloneSB (02:09 pm): your the god damn Drive or the Car sponsered by FAG in Nascar
BetterOffAloneSB (02:09 pm): your the motherfucking commander of a space mission to planet FAGGOT
ORBITAL 264 (02:10 pm): your the tom of gaymyspace.com
BetterOffAloneSB (02:10 pm): its like you were the Caption of the S.S. NO RESPECT and your going down with the ship
ORBITAL 264 (02:10 pm): how the fuck do you keep going
BetterOffAloneSB (02:11 pm): its like
BetterOffAloneSB (02:12 pm): you opened up your own travel agency but the only place you can book tickets to is FAG ISLAND
BetterOffAloneSB (02:12 pm): HAHAHAHA
BetterOffAloneSB (02:12 pm): omg
BetterOffAloneSB (02:12 pm): im dying here
BetterOffAloneSB (02:12 pm): im at work
BetterOffAloneSB (02:12 pm): damn you
ORBITAL 264 (02:12 pm): are you in your cubicle
BetterOffAloneSB (02:12 pm): i am so god damn funny
BetterOffAloneSB (02:12 pm): yeah
ORBITAL 264 (02:12 pm): next to your god damn fax machine
ORBITAL 264 (02:12 pm): is everyone looking at you
BetterOffAloneSB (02:12 pm): yeah
BetterOffAloneSB (02:13 pm): hahah
ORBITAL 264 (02:13 pm): do you have to dress up and shit
BetterOffAloneSB (02:13 pm): nope
BetterOffAloneSB (02:13 pm): i am today
BetterOffAloneSB (02:13 pm): but i can wear whatever i want
ORBITAL 264 (02:13 pm): thats so sick
ORBITAL 264 (02:13 pm): i hate being requird to wear ties and shit
ORBITAL 264 (02:14 pm): we should fuck with the painting
ORBITAL 264 (02:14 pm): like draw on it
ORBITAL 264 (02:14 pm): and take pictures
ORBITAL 264 (02:14 pm): actually we should draw on it
ORBITAL 264 (02:14 pm): and give it to her hahah
BetterOffAloneSB (02:14 pm): no. we should frame it
BetterOffAloneSB (02:14 pm): as an homage to WHEN YOU SUCKED YOUR NUTS BACK UP INSIDE YOUR STOMACH
BetterOffAloneSB (02:14 pm): ASSHOLE
ORBITAL 264 (02:15 pm): Lol
BetterOffAloneSB (02:15 pm): aHAhahaHAhaHaA
ORBITAL 264 (02:15 pm): you fag
BetterOffAloneSB (02:15 pm): seriously i gotta stop
BetterOffAloneSB (02:15 pm): im dying heer
ORBITAL 264 (02:15 pm): this is going on my blog
ORBITAL 264 (02:16 pm): but im going to switch it so it looks like i said everything you said
BetterOffAloneSB (02:16 pm): you bastard
BetterOffAloneSB (02:16 pm): give me credit for my hilarious statements
BetterOffAloneSB (02:16 pm): seriously man come to HH
BetterOffAloneSB (02:16 pm): fuck that ho
BetterOffAloneSB (02:16 pm): lets have a few margs
BetterOffAloneSB (02:20 pm): call me
BetterOffAloneSB (02:20 pm): im out
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